Friday, October 13, 2017

Satan Attacks New Apostle of the Lord to the COG's



Satan is ticked off again at the Church of God because it will NOT stop playing Herbert Armstrong's old videos.  Satan becomes enraged at the mere sound of HWA's voice and does all he can to stop it.

Once more, an Apostle of the Lord is being attacked by Satan, or shall we say Satan gets blamed for it.  After all, he is the god of the airwaves and the gospel message has to flow through radio signals in the air.  The Church of God has given Satan more power than the Jesus they claim to follow has.  Jesus is almost impotent at the mere presence of Satan.   Satan was even more powerful than God was when he was unable to keep his message alive for 1,900 years after he lost it.  Thanks to HWA coming along and finding it again!

Satan has been busy with the Feast and all, he has sent hurricanes, fires, earthquakes, sickness, boring sermons, you name it and he has been busy making COG members lives miserable this year.  He has also been busy stopping HWA videos from being played by the Messenger/Apostle of the Lord.

Meet Apostle Jeshurum, the only true predecessor of Herbert Armstong who is actually doing a work.  Almost ordained Bob Thiel and Chief Pharisee James Malm are shaking in his boots right now!

I DECIDED TO PLAY FOR YOU ON THIS "LAST GREAT DAY" OF THE FEAST OF TABERNACLES A MESSAGE FROM DR. HERBERT W. ARMSTRONG FROM HIS OWN SHOW: "THE WORLD TOMORROW" WHICH I HAD STARTED TO PLAY THE OTHER DAY BUT DUE TO SATAN INTERRUPTING THIS SHOW WITH TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES LIKE HE HAS TRIED TO DO AND SABOTAGE MY PROGRAM "WHICH HE HATES" MANY TIMES THE AUDIO WAS LOST AND YOU ONLY HEARD THE BEGINNING OF IT BUT MORE THAN HALF OF IT WAS LOST. SO I DECIDED TO DELETE THAT ONE AND PLAY IT AGAIN FOR YOU TODAY HOPEFULLY WITHOUT ANY SATANIC INTERRUPTIONS!
Check out his first few minutes and you will hear another looney-tune set loose in the world.


10 comments:

True Bread said...

He looks like a brown HWA but sounds like Ricky Ricardo.....

NO2HWA said...

A Brown HWA...LOL! Love it!

Gordon Feil said...

How do you find this stuff? And more than that, WHY?

nck said...

I guess. Because..........Gordon.

Why are we here?

Nck

DennisCDiehl said...

These guys who live off the dead are Necroevangelists......

RSK said...

I laugh now whenever I think of how momentary hiccups in the FOT satellite feed would occur and people would dolefully say to each other "Satan is at work". I mean, really, a tiny bit of signal delay that lasts like a second?
There was another time when a pastor (I wanna say Champaign, IL, circa 1987?) made some silly announcement about "high winds blocking the transmission of "Is There a Real Devil?" and went on to say "Brethren, Satan does not want the world to find out who he is." He neglected to mention that the issue would have affected oh, 0.5% of the potential viewers?
Moral of the story, sanctimony can make you sound stupid.

NO2HWA said...

Gordon asked "How do you find this stuff? And more than that, WHY?"

People send me stuff. Other things pop up in my google news feed, other times when I am bored I do a COG search and all kinds of stuff pops up. Unfortunately, it does not take much effort to find some crazy person on the internet anymore claiming to be God's true COG messenger.

Why do I do it? Because many in the COG look at the church as normal and mainstream, or that it is the "truth, once revealed" or "first-century Christianity." It is anything but. For a church that claims to be the "true church" and is a "restoration of the original truth," it has left a trail of death and destruction in its wake. Why do more people need to be ensnared by it? Why can't the captives be set free? That is why I do it and why there are numerous Facebook pages filled with thousands of former members sharing their stories. It is sickening reading what some have gone through in the church, all for the glory of what?

Gordon Feil said...

It's an interesting Google search to locate scandals related to the church of god seventh day. Interesting because of the dearth of content. It's a pretty fruitless search.

R.L. said...

Starting with a JC Penney ad?!?!

Shudder - the place endorsed by worldly Ellen DeGeneres.

Anonymous said...

I listened all the way to the end, and heard a quickly-given phone number to call for free literature. It's a mobile phone in Killeen, TX.

Not quite a Feast phone bank, but apostles have to start somewhere.